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Insane Clown Posse( ICP )
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Santa's a Fat Bitch
Lyricist:Joseph Bruce
Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like 'gimme gimme' I know that he's commin, he's commin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin payed Leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (Another year I aint get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Ohh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal So I eat it, 'cause there ain't nuttin in the cubbards So I'll be quick, quick and brief Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak No kinda gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad but that wasn't it It's all because, Santas a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa fuck you 'cause your a hoe) Another year and I ain't got shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
'Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything.' Background Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses
Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friend But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh All the little rich boys they gettin payed Countin the toys and duckets they made Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit I'm a kill that fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He ate too much McDonalds) Another year and I aint get shit (Mrs. Claus is a ho) If I hear him land on my roof (Slice that bitch in the big red coat) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack Not a creature sturrin but a fuckin rat I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin Aint smellin no turky sure as hell aint no stuffin All that I payed, wished and prayed That fat mutha fucka would swing my way Drop off soldiers and rubber ballz But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit house There be no sign of the fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (Another year I aint get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (If I hear him land on my roof) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (I aint ge-et shi-it) If I hear him land on my roof (Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
'He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile A bright red hat you can see for a mile A bag full of goodies and a great big grin Here comes Santa Claus again.'
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